Hilarious?

A man has just gone through a hectic divorce with his wife, in which he lost every last cent he owned, to her. He goes back to his home, that is now his wife's home, and walks outside. He begins to angrily kick around some dirt in the area he had been planning on putting in a new swimming pool, and stumbles across a magic lamp. As soon as he kicks it a magic genie pops out of the bottle. The genie explains to the man, that as a reward for freeing him from his magic lamp, he will grant the man three wishes. However; the genie goes on to explain to the man that he is a special type of genie, and whatever the man wishes for his ex-wife will get double. The man not even thinking decides that now that his wife has taken everything he will need money, so he ask the genie for a million dollars. The genie tells him it shall be done, and *poof* the man has one million dollars, then *poof**poof* the wife has two million dollars. The man thinks to himself, well thats no good, I'm just helping my ex-wife more and more, i have to be more careful. For his next wish the man decides that in order to get away from his fie, he is going to need a yacht so he can sail far away. The genie tells him it shall be done and instantaneously *poof* the man has a yacht, then *poof**poof* his wife has two yachts. Well thats not good, now she can follow me. The genie tells the man he only has one wish now and he better use it carefully. The man determined to not help his ex-wife any more thinks extremely hard about his last wish, almost until the genie grows impatient. Then the man excited turns to the genie, and exclaims, for my last wish genie, I would like you to scare me half to death!